“Found this on my way home. Walked past at this shop with a really weird setup. I have no idea what am I looking at.”
You’re looking at a building about to be burned down.
The natural light makes my clear jar look like a dope universe ☄🍁🙃
And my fat ass thought this was a bowl of guacamole.
That poison? #theemperorsnewgroove #krunk #myspinachpuffs
The adventures of Bro Dad
When you sick and mom’s home.
This novel is a work of art. #TheMartian #AndyWeir
I thought things we’re going well
And then she stopped talking to me for like a month.
And now she has a boyfriend.
And I was going to be really upset and text her about it.
But then I realized I did the same thing to a girl once before.
I deserve this.
Things are not going well and I deserve this.
i’m pretty sure this scene changed an entire generation
I can hear all of it…make it stop!
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Oh OH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS RIGHT HERE
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rainy days are best spent with pancakes and sex